Sushi launchpad on Robinhood Chain

We are

A launchpad on Robinhood Chain that serves tokens fresh, not fried.

The problem

Every day, thousands of tokens die on curves nobody finishes, launchpads nobody trusts, and liquidity somebody pulls.

We think

THE BEST LAUNCH IS A TWEET.1

THE BEST CURVE IS NO CURVE.2

THE BEST LIQUIDITY IS A LOCKED ONE.3

1 ONE TWEET. THAT'S IT. 2 THE POOL IS LIVE IN THE SAME TRANSACTION. 3 NOBODY HOLDS THE KEY. INCLUDING US.

From tweet to token.

The flow

Tweet @SushiChefFun with a $TICKER and a name. The picture becomes the logo.

What we do

We deploy the token and open a live Sushi V3 market. One transaction. Seconds later.

What you get

49% of every trade fee. Forever. Claim with your X login. Gas is on us.

What we
don't do

  • 1. Bonding curves
  • 2. Graduations
  • 3. Presales.
  • 4. Owner keys.
  • 5. Rug pulls.

These things have one thing in common: they feel like progress without being progress. The curve fills. The devs migrate. Everybody leaves with a bag. Nobody leaves with a market. Ours opens live and stays locked forever.

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We Work With

Team on the meeting

Shitposters

Team on the meeting

Builders

Team on the meeting

And...

Anyone with an X account and twenty free seconds.

WE READ THE ROOM. WE FIND THE FRICTION. WE SAY WHAT EVERYONE ELSE WON'T.

Colleagues in a meeting room discussing a deal

North American
Trends

Released: 08/02/1992

NATBIOS (C)1992 North American Trends Inc.

NTC BIO 1988-1993 Special TF503A

Bio Guard(tm) 1988-1993 Special TF503A

Checking RAM : 12000K OK

WAIT...

The math

Launch

1 tweet.
1 transaction.
$5,000 FDV.

The math

Fees

1% per trade.
49% yours.
Forever.

The math

Liquidity

97% locked.
No key exists.

Laughing cat

If, after all of this, you still want a bonding curve,
be our guest. Click below.

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