Sushi launchpad on Robinhood Chain
We are
A launchpad on Robinhood Chain that serves tokens fresh, not fried.
The problem
Every day, thousands of tokens die on curves nobody finishes, launchpads nobody trusts, and liquidity somebody pulls.
We think
THE BEST LAUNCH IS A TWEET.1
THE BEST CURVE IS NO CURVE.2
THE BEST LIQUIDITY IS A LOCKED ONE.3
1 ONE TWEET. THAT'S IT. 2 THE POOL IS LIVE IN THE SAME TRANSACTION. 3 NOBODY HOLDS THE KEY. INCLUDING US.
From tweet to token.
The flow
Tweet @SushiChefFun with a $TICKER and a name. The picture becomes the logo.
What we do
We deploy the token and open a live Sushi V3 market. One transaction. Seconds later.
What you get
49% of every trade fee. Forever. Claim with your X login. Gas is on us.
What we
don't do
- 1. Bonding curves
- 2. Graduations
- 3. Presales.
- 4. Owner keys.
- 5. Rug pulls.
These things have one thing in common: they feel like progress without being progress. The curve fills. The devs migrate. Everybody leaves with a bag. Nobody leaves with a market. Ours opens live and stays locked forever.
We Work With
Shitposters
Builders
And...
Anyone with an X account and twenty free seconds.
WE READ THE ROOM. WE FIND THE FRICTION. WE SAY WHAT EVERYONE ELSE WON'T.
North American
Trends
Released: 08/02/1992
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NTC BIO 1988-1993 Special TF503A
Bio Guard(tm) 1988-1993 Special TF503A
Checking RAM : 12000K OK
WAIT...
Press DEL to enter SETUP , ESC to skip memory test
04/12/2013-Later-in-Osaka*Fix-Lab
FATAL ERROR: Something went wrong. Very wrong.
File: No_Decks_Final_FINAL_v3.pptx
> locating presentation...
not found
> locating real problem...
found
Good.
Now we can talk.
What's on your mind?
The math
Launch
1 tweet.
1 transaction.
$5,000 FDV.
The math
Fees
1% per trade.
49% yours.
Forever.
The math
Liquidity
97% locked.
No key exists.
If, after all of this, you still want a bonding curve,
be our guest. Click below.
Leave the curves in the bin.
This is the only launchpad you'll ever need.
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